My Annual April Fools Day Warning

As I type this, it is the waning hours of March 31. In fact, in most of the rest of the world, it's already April 1. So I figured, before I turn in, I'd better give my annual warning about tomorrow being April Fools Day, and to not believe everything you read. I am still, over a decade later, traumatized that so many believed my joke about the McDonald's Happy Meal toys offer being extended, and it then making it into the news section of The Baum Bugle! So please regard anything you may see, Ozzy or otherwise, that sounds too good (or bad or odd or just plain strange) to be true with a grain of salt, and check any sources or citations before diving in too deep.