I just want to remind people that tomorrow (well, for most people around the world and now even here in the United States, today) is April Fool's Day. So please, please, I beg of you, be very careful of what you read tomorrow. It may not be true, but if you truly believe you want it to be true, and you are then disappointed, please don't say I didn't warn you.
In case you're wondering if I'm going to pull off a joke tomorrow, I can tell you, in all honesty, that the answer is no. And I will tell you why tomorrow.