Monday, July 26, 2010

An Observation

How do the Wheelers put on their clothes?

3 comments:

Hungry Tiger Talk said...

Well, I was tempted to make a smart-alecky remark and say, "Very carefully." In fact, Wheelers wear rip-away clothing.

It is grown by and imported from a Gillikin man named Snoozles. He grows the Wheeler clothing on a three-way hybrid of Trouser Trees, an Abercrombie & Fitch plant, and a Velcro bush.

The mechanics of putting on Wheeler clothing are too difficult to discuss in detail - but suffice it to say they always roll up their sleeves.

Aaron Solomon Adelman said...

Perhaps their wheels are detachable symbionts, like those of the mulefa in His Dark Materials. That would give them a few fingers they can do something with.

J. L. Bell said...

One wheel at a time, just like everyone else.