Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Oz in your pants!

I've been wanting to do this for a long time, but have never found a good place to do it. So I thought I'd finally do it here.

Do what, you ask? There's a little game you can play by replacing a word in your favorite quote — usually from movies — with the word "pants." Yeah, it can get a bit naughty at times. Such as this line from the original (episode 4, "A New Hope," yada yada) Star Wars movie:

I find your lack of faith pants disturbing.

See what I mean? So, how would you do this with The Wizard of Oz? Well, a few that come to mind:

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in pants anymore.

I'll get you, my pretty. And your little pants, too!

But I could show my prowess,
Be a lion, now a mow-ess,
If I only had the pants.

Pay no attention to that man behind the pants.

Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like pants!

Okay, I think you get the idea. So, what lines would you change? Go ahead, put your favorites in the comments section. Just remember, you can only change one word, and it can only be changed to "pants." Nothing else will work.

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